Wednesday, November 2, 2011

A bit of drama at the apartments last night

At around 3am, I was woken up by the fire alarm. Pulled over curtains in my room and couldn’t see anything but black smoke.
Was freaking out thinking the building was on fire so got dressed and open door to leave apartment. Then there were two loud explosions followed by (I think) gun shots. Very loud and it came from outside
So, stupid as I was, I ran back to the apartment, to the living room and open the curtains to the big windows and saw 3 cars blazing on fire. There were more explosions and fireballs were shooting everywhere. It’s a good thing there was a bit of distance between the cars and the apartment

And what did I do next, I ran to get my mobile and took pictures !!…haha
Guards and fire brigade came after that.

I live in murder central










Saturday, October 22, 2011

DRAMA AT THE AIRPORT

So I'm back in Dublin. Hating every minute of it.
And why wouldn't I, its Saturday night and I am at home watching X-Factor, updating my blog.
If this isn't the epitome of boredom, I don't know what is.

There was a bit of drama with my flight on Monday.
My flight route was Singapore-London-Dublin.
Turns out SIA has this stupid new policy that they cannot check baggages all the way through to Dublin because I was booked on 2 separate tickets. I've been flying since 1999 and this is the first time I was told that my baggage cannot be checked through.
This is very stressful - to get to your baggage claim in London Heathrow, you first have to clear customs. I was booked on the last flight back to Dublin that evening and I have a 9am meeting the next day!!
So after 15 minutes of yelling at the counter-staff who told me that there was nothing she could do, I boarded my flight to London.

Flight to London was delayed so arrived later than schedule. I was meant to arrive at 7pm but instead arrived at 7:30. My connecting flight to Dublin was 9pm and the gate closes at 8:30pm.
So I ran out of the plane when the door opened, cleared customs and waited for my bag. SIA had informed a ground staff to assist me and this guy came looking for me while I was waiting for my bag. They arranged for my bag to arrive first then the guy lunges it to a stroller and ran. I was so taken aback and I ran after him. It was like somebody just stole my bag.
He told me there was no time to walk to Terminal 1 (I was at Terminal 3) and that I needed a cab. I told him I have no cash, all I had in my wallet was Ringgits and Sing Dollars. He told me to go to an ATM. In the meantime he will load my bags into a cab.

I did and joined him then later, only to realise that none of the taxis will take me. There was the guy who was the biggest jerk of them all, he was screaming "There is not a job, I won't take him. Terminal 3 to Terminal 1 is not a job." Dude - you look like you are a loser, I hope you get syphilis the next time you whore yourself around.

The SIA ground staff then went cab by cab and pleaded with each one until one cab agreed to take me.
I mean talk about dedication. This guy was ridiculous - he was even more worried than me on missing my flight. He almost kneel down at one stage to get a cab driver to take me.
What is that?? Walau, I didn't get his name or I would have written a letter to the Straits Times about him. I would have offered him a job there and then.

So because of him, I am in a cab on my way to Terminal 1. It was 8:27pm. I haven't checked in and the gate closes at 8:30pm. Ran to the Aer Lingus counter all flustered and drenched in sweat and counter guy told me "Its alright, flight is delayed by an hour".
Sweet mother of all that's good and pure.

So I made my flight. Got back to Dublin at around 11pm. Got to all my appointments the next day.
All because of that one SIA ground staff. Mr whoever-you-are, thank you.


Thursday, October 13, 2011

Heading back to Dublin

Load up the depression pills...
Heading back to miserable Dublin on Sunday to continue serving my life sentence.
Even hard criminals get probation from good behaviour.
Mine seems never ending.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Why are people still listening to old fart Chang Hui Mei ??
I read recently that her last album, "Amit" won 6 out of the 8 nominations in the Golden Melody Awards.

Seriously....we Chinese, as a group, has no taste.

Here's hoping that she will fall into a "longkang" and disappear
I've been reading a lot of my cousins' blog lately when I should really be sleeping.
I realised that those younger than me by a decade can write better than I do.

I'm so proud

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Blog-coma

I've been in a blog-coma for the whole of last year and the better part of 2011.
Can't say I missed it though.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T to those who updates regularly. if you are selling time, I am willing to buy.

So what's new :-

1. In LOVE with True Blood. Although that may change now that they killed Kevin Alejandro

2. TV "Parenthood" rocks!! Lauren Graham...you rock my world

3. Suits - new TV show. Go check it out. I feel like I am living it!!

4. If I see that stupid Meredith Grey's face one more time, I will spit on her. Shonda Rhimes, do us all a favour and shut down Greys' Anatomy.

5. Glee - you suck too

Saturday, October 24, 2009

AN AMERICAN WOMAN IN PARIS - PART 1

My dear aunt – how lovely was it to see you enjoying yourself in London and Paris

A recap of what we did
We started at St Pancras – London. Our Eurostar journey was short and sweet. You were excited, I was sleepy.
We were in Paris at 6:00pm and we checked into our hotel. Lovely quaint bedroom, excellent location
On to the Eiffel Tower














Then Dinner at the beautiful “Le Coq”



Next day we walked until there were blisters on our feet ( and of course overslept then the next day)





How to celebrate one's 30th BDAY party???


1. Start drinking at 6:30pm
2. Have finger food at 7:30pm.
3. Continue drinking
4. Blow candles and eat cake at 8:30pm.
5. Continue drinking
6. Shots at 9:00pm
7. Start dancing at 11:00pm
8. Continue with shots at 1:00am
9. Leave club at 4:30am
10. Chicken burger at 5:00am


FREAKING BRILLIANT!!! Night of my life.....
Couldn't really upload a lot of pics - there were work superiors and clients present so it wouldn't be right for me to show their faces here























THE BIG 3 + 0

I turned 30 this year.
My dad had me when he was my age and of course I am still single, living the absolute life of a bachelor, not wanting to commit or to settle down

Most people at home are disgusted that I am living the life of a He-Slut and sometimes I think I enjoy living this life so much because it pisses them off. :)
Nobody said I was going to heaven.

So for my big birthday, I did what every single people do when they turn 30 - drink and party until you passed out in a toilet somewhere sinking in your own vomit

Pictures to follow

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 4

Left Venice then for Brussels, the now capital of EU
Eurostar from London to Brussels
Mussels in Brussels




Mini Europe



EU Parliament








EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 3

VENICE Gondola Ride

A complete rip off unless you book early. It could be amazing then




Friday, August 7, 2009

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 2

VENICE ......... smells like longkang








still....good for pictures though.

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 1

Right and so it begins........

Port of embarkation - Changi Airport Singapore.
All on-board A380 bound for London Heathrow




1st and 2nd day - well, I don't know what they did. I wasn't with them. Had to work to pay the bills.
3rd day, left London for Venice
Taxi boat from Venice airport to our hotel
Going pass the beautiful Grand Canal


View from our apartment hotel










Thursday, July 23, 2009

GULILAI AMIT


Dear Miss Chang

First off congrats in your new album. Well done.

I'm surprised and shocked that you could still convince a record label to invest in your music seeing how your popularity basically took a nose-dive since I left college. That was 9 years ago.
Secondly, I have no idea who you are listening to but at your age, when your "assets" can no longer withstand the power of gravity, you should never ever dress like a slut for your album cover. Why?...because no matter how good Photoshop is, nobody likes to see their mom's boobs hanging out a see-through white dress with a slit up their ass.
Thirdly, in your official press release for this album, your record label said "Amit carries the added meaning of "A-mei: music is transformed", presents a never-before-seen side of A-mei, and promises a new sound and style very different from what we've come to expect from her."
This new music is very apparent on track 2 when you screamed "ITS BULLSHIT!!" at the end of the chorus. I couldn't agree more, the album is that.
Only, of course, you and your poor English diction translated that into "IT BUE SIT!!"
Please, for the love of god, go back to the once elegant Chang Hui Mei we all love and adore. Leave all the slut-worthy antics to the hobbit Jolin.
A concerned fan

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

APRIL 09 EASTER BREAK

Work was driving me bonkers.
Decided to get away and take a holiday....despite the recession
Did London for a few nights then went to Brussels
Learnt that my sister's sole purpose of existence in this world is to spend my money.


























FREAK SNOW STORM - DUBLIN

February 2009


My return to Dublin was met with reports of "extreme weather" that was caused by the cold front from the North Sea. 6 inches of snow is suppose to fall by the time I wake up the next morning.

Ta-Dah.......




The lake



The park

So how come we still have to go to work?




TOO LAZY AND TOO TIRED

YES YES

I've stopped updating my blog since Jan - and yes many many had complained...so sue me!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

BYE BYE MALAYSIA

.......leaving for Dublin today 11.45pm
Christmas, CNY all great....now back to recession filed woes

Monday, January 26, 2009

CNY 09 CHRONICLES

VOLUME 2 : DAY 1 JOHOR BAHRU

After an intensive 48 hours of floor mopping, porn hiding and toilet cleaning I am now ready to unveil my new condo to the swarm of relatives who will be coming in from all corners of the world.







Me and CEO of Cousins Inc.
Power Ultimatum.......basically if he tells you to jump out from the window, you ask him how high

Second generation Cousins Inc power couple - eh actually only the one on the left. The one on the right had to push a 4 pounds baby out recently...power no more!

Board of Directors - Parents Inc.

Resolution passed during meeting - to blardey stop torturing their kids!


PAPARAZZI ......macam Julia Roberts just walked by!!



The lighter side of audit......