AN AMERICAN WOMAN IN PARIS - PART 1

My dear aunt – how lovely was it to see you enjoying yourself in London and Paris

A recap of what we did
We started at St Pancras – London. Our Eurostar journey was short and sweet. You were excited, I was sleepy.
We were in Paris at 6:00pm and we checked into our hotel. Lovely quaint bedroom, excellent location
On to the Eiffel Tower














Then Dinner at the beautiful “Le Coq”

Next day we walked until there were blisters on our feet ( and of course overslept then the next day)

How to celebrate one's 30th BDAY party???


1. Start drinking at 6:30pm
2. Have finger food at 7:30pm.
3. Continue drinking
4. Blow candles and eat cake at 8:30pm.
5. Continue drinking
6. Shots at 9:00pm
7. Start dancing at 11:00pm
8. Continue with shots at 1:00am
9. Leave club at 4:30am
10. Chicken burger at 5:00am


FREAKING BRILLIANT!!! Night of my life.....
Couldn't really upload a lot of pics - there were work superiors and clients present so it wouldn't be right for me to show their faces here

THE BIG 3 + 0

I turned 30 this year.
My dad had me when he was my age and of course I am still single, living the absolute life of a bachelor, not wanting to commit or to settle down

Most people at home are disgusted that I am living the life of a He-Slut and sometimes I think I enjoy living this life so much because it pisses them off. :)
Nobody said I was going to heaven.

So for my big birthday, I did what every single people do when they turn 30 - drink and party until you passed out in a toilet somewhere sinking in your own vomit

Pictures to follow

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 4

Left Venice then for Brussels, the now capital of EU

Eurostar from London to Brussels

Mussels in Brussels

Mini Europe



EU Parliament

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 3

VENICE Gondola Ride

A complete rip off unless you book early. It could be amazing then

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 2

VENICE ......... smells like longkang

still....good for pictures though.

EPIC EUROPE TRIP ENTRY 1

Right and so it begins........

Port of embarkation - Changi Airport Singapore.
All on-board A380 bound for London Heathrow

1st and 2nd day - well, I don't know what they did. I wasn't with them. Had to work to pay the bills.

3rd day, left London for Venice

Taxi boat from Venice airport to our hotel

Going pass the beautiful Grand Canal

View from our apartment hotel

GULILAI AMIT

Dear Miss Chang

First off congrats in your new album. Well done.

I'm surprised and shocked that you could still convince a record label to invest in your music seeing how your popularity basically took a nose-dive since I left college. That was 9 years ago.

Secondly, I have no idea who you are listening to but at your age, when your "assets" can no longer withstand the power of gravity, you should never ever dress like a slut for your album cover. Why?...because no matter how good Photoshop is, nobody likes to see their mom's boobs hanging out a see-through white dress with a slit up their ass.

Thirdly, in your official press release for this album, your record label said "Amit carries the added meaning of "A-mei: music is transformed", presents a never-before-seen side of A-mei, and promises a new sound and style very different from what we've come to expect from her."

This new music is very apparent on track 2 when you screamed "ITS BULLSHIT!!" at the end of the chorus. I couldn't agree more, the album is that.

Only, of course, you and your poor English diction translated that into "IT BUE SIT!!"

Please, for the love of god, go back to the once elegant Chang Hui Mei we all love and adore. Leave all the slut-worthy antics to the hobbit Jolin.

A concerned fan

APRIL 09 EASTER BREAK

Work was driving me bonkers.

Decided to get away and take a holiday....despite the recession

Did London for a few nights then went to Brussels

Learnt that my sister's sole purpose of existence in this world is to spend my money.

FREAK SNOW STORM - DUBLIN

February 2009


My return to Dublin was met with reports of "extreme weather" that was caused by the cold front from the North Sea. 6 inches of snow is suppose to fall by the time I wake up the next morning.

Ta-Dah.......




The lake

The park

So how come we still have to go to work?

TOO LAZY AND TOO TIRED

YES YES

I've stopped updating my blog since Jan - and yes many many had complained...so sue me!!!

BYE BYE MALAYSIA

.......leaving for Dublin today 11.45pm
Christmas, CNY all great....now back to recession filed woes

CNY 09 CHRONICLES

VOLUME 2 : DAY 1 JOHOR BAHRU

After an intensive 48 hours of floor mopping, porn hiding and toilet cleaning I am now ready to unveil my new condo to the swarm of relatives who will be coming in from all corners of the world.

Me and CEO of Cousins Inc.

Power Ultimatum.......basically if he tells you to jump out from the window, you ask him how high

Second generation Cousins Inc power couple - eh actually only the one on the left. The one on the right had to push a 4 pounds baby out recently...power no more!

Board of Directors - Parents Inc.

Resolution passed during meeting - to blardey stop torturing their kids!

PAPARAZZI ......macam Julia Roberts just walked by!!

The lighter side of audit......

CNY 09 CHRONICLES

VOLUME 1 : REUNION DINNER

Pre-madness decor

Real time - just after day 1 (see next blog entry) and condo looks like somebody had just emptied a truck of garbage and then rolled around with it on the floor for fun.

Heck - its Chinese New Year right?!!