GULILAI AMIT

Dear Miss Chang

First off congrats in your new album. Well done.

I'm surprised and shocked that you could still convince a record label to invest in your music seeing how your popularity basically took a nose-dive since I left college. That was 9 years ago.

Secondly, I have no idea who you are listening to but at your age, when your "assets" can no longer withstand the power of gravity, you should never ever dress like a slut for your album cover. Why?...because no matter how good Photoshop is, nobody likes to see their mom's boobs hanging out a see-through white dress with a slit up their ass.

Thirdly, in your official press release for this album, your record label said "Amit carries the added meaning of "A-mei: music is transformed", presents a never-before-seen side of A-mei, and promises a new sound and style very different from what we've come to expect from her."

This new music is very apparent on track 2 when you screamed "ITS BULLSHIT!!" at the end of the chorus. I couldn't agree more, the album is that.

Only, of course, you and your poor English diction translated that into "IT BUE SIT!!"

Please, for the love of god, go back to the once elegant Chang Hui Mei we all love and adore. Leave all the slut-worthy antics to the hobbit Jolin.

A concerned fan