BYE BYE MALAYSIA

.......leaving for Dublin today 11.45pm
Christmas, CNY all great....now back to recession filed woes

CNY 09 CHRONICLES

VOLUME 2 : DAY 1 JOHOR BAHRU

After an intensive 48 hours of floor mopping, porn hiding and toilet cleaning I am now ready to unveil my new condo to the swarm of relatives who will be coming in from all corners of the world.

Me and CEO of Cousins Inc.

Power Ultimatum.......basically if he tells you to jump out from the window, you ask him how high

Second generation Cousins Inc power couple - eh actually only the one on the left. The one on the right had to push a 4 pounds baby out recently...power no more!

Board of Directors - Parents Inc.

Resolution passed during meeting - to blardey stop torturing their kids!

PAPARAZZI ......macam Julia Roberts just walked by!!

The lighter side of audit......

CNY 09 CHRONICLES

VOLUME 1 : REUNION DINNER

Pre-madness decor

Real time - just after day 1 (see next blog entry) and condo looks like somebody had just emptied a truck of garbage and then rolled around with it on the floor for fun.

Heck - its Chinese New Year right?!!

REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

Movie plot :-

Leo meets Kate

Leo marries Kate

They fight, they make up

They fight again, they make up

They fight again, they make up

They fight big, movie ends

Awards winning me arse...

CLIENT SATISFACTION

ALL THE NASTY CLIENTS IN CURRENT EXISTENCE

Seriously...who died and made you all the king of the world??!!

Just because you are my client and pays my firm a PATHETIC RM3,800 (€850) a year does not give you the right to :-

1. Demand that I be in your office in 30 minutes to "discuss" the audit. Your office is an hour away from mine and no your bloody RM 3,800 a year does not allow me the luxury of owning a helicopter.

2. Scream and shout at me in front of all your pee-wee staff for something that is completely irrelevant to our service. And yes I do think that you are extremely stupid since you obviously do not understand the service that my firm is providing.

I would like to inform you that before I left your office, I silently farted a few times.
I had not taken a shit in a few days which means my farts contain high doses of methane which can be poisonous.

Should you have any issues, I would like to you invite you, at your earliest convenience, to come kiss my skinny ol ass

Recession lunch

LAKSA BEEHOON
2 fishballs, one strand of questionable veg, 1 taupok, 1 tahu, a fistfull of beehoon

Cost : RM3:00 (€ equivalent 0.53 cents)

Thank you Johor Bahru!!!

CUSTOMER IS KING

Went into Maxis Centre earlier this morning - decided to force my company into giving me a new phone. The new Blackberry Storm looks good.

Walked in to the shop. There were 9 staff (all Malay and yes I counted) walking around.
I was the only customer.
One of them asked me to sit at the corner and wait. I waited for 25 minutes before 1 of the 9 came to look after me.

Apparently the other 8 staff job's description is to convert the shop's oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Birthday wishes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR SISTER

Just in case people are not aware - she is OVER a quarter of a century old.

I wish to gently remind you that our mom, at your age, had gotten married.

As our ah-ma will say, either catch up or stay in Indonesia and don't come back.

.........a few short years to be big 30!

Your loving brother

After weeks and weeks of going to the gym and hiring a personal trainer, I went on the weighing machine yesterday after a session and realised.....

I GAINED 2 KGS!!!!!!!!!

Mother of "£$%%*!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As my youngest sister would say in her blog...... "tu mesin babi"

INTRODUCING......my work wife

Take a bow ....... Mrs Caffrey-Teo

Missing you lots hun

XOXO

London Heathrow

LONDON HEATHROW NEW TERMINAL 3

Taken 28 Nov 2008

Impressive or just plain blah.....

Lust, Caution indeed

Ever seen Lust, Caution in HD?

Man...what have we been missing.

Notice how her legs are curled up to her face...how does her back not break?!!!
um....maybe Yoga ??

DR M

Something I read over the news caught my eye
Former Prime Minister of Malaysia released the following statement on Monday 5th Jan 2009

"Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad today urged consumers to protest Israel's invasion of Gaza by boycotting American products since the United States is Tel Aviv's strongest supporter.

"They will not die if they don't drink Coca Cola" says the former Prime Minister in a press conference today, as he urges Malaysian to make sacrifices to stop the violence in the middle East.

He further believes that if countries stop using US dollars, then the American economy will be jeopardy since "America is a bancrupt nation".

What DR M had forgot to acknowledge in his pledge against American multinationals was that companies like F & N (who produces and sells Coca Cola) keeps thousands of Malaysian employed. F & N in particular employs up to 1,700 people in its Malaysian operation.

So what we should do is to boycott America and its products based on a notional political pledge by the former prime minister and leave the 1,700 Malaysian jobless in light of the worst economic crisis to hit the world since the Great Depression.

Smart.

A New Year A New Hobby

Well....can't say my life is dull.
I've travelled much of Europe and the world, had worked in several countries before returning back to my roots.
I want to remember things and seeing how I am hitting the big 3+0 soon, memory isn't what it used to be.
Don't believe in Facebook - think its the big brother of all that's controlling and evil.
So I've decided to start a blog - a diary of my life, of my journey and my thoughts

Its 2009, a brand new year.
Time for a brand new hobby.

Thanks to anyone who had decided to stop by.
I hope, above all, you'll find something to think about everything you stop by here