ALL THE NASTY CLIENTS IN CURRENT EXISTENCE
Seriously...who died and made you all the king of the world??!!
Just because you are my client and pays my firm a PATHETIC RM3,800 (€850) a year does not give you the right to :-
1. Demand that I be in your office in 30 minutes to "discuss" the audit. Your office is an hour away from mine and no your bloody RM 3,800 a year does not allow me the luxury of owning a helicopter.
2. Scream and shout at me in front of all your pee-wee staff for something that is completely irrelevant to our service. And yes I do think that you are extremely stupid since you obviously do not understand the service that my firm is providing.
I would like to inform you that before I left your office, I silently farted a few times.
I had not taken a shit in a few days which means my farts contain high doses of methane which can be poisonous.
Should you have any issues, I would like to you invite you, at your earliest convenience, to come kiss my skinny ol ass
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